How to Appear Normal at Social Events: And Other Essential Wisdom

Do you know what to do if you see a clown in the woods? Want to know how to live through the awkward conversation of someone trying to talk to you while you are in the bathroom? Could you use a guide on how to make friends at a party? This book will help you overcome your foot-in-mouth disease and survive your awkward ass existence. I was going to say something more clever but I was too busy choking on my hot coffee while laugh-crying at how much I relate to this book.

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