11,002 Things to Be Miserable About: The Satirical Not-So-Happy Book

11,002 Things to Be Miserable Aboutis a list of all the reasons NOT to wake up in the morning. Ironically enough, when you put all of them under one cover, it’s actually very funny. This decidedly absurd inventory of misery contains some pretty basic entries, like imitation crabmeat, student loans, and David Hasselhoff, but other entries actually include educational things, like: Dust mites, which make up one-third of the weight of a six-year-old pillow. See, you can laugh and learn.

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