Sticker #168Traffic Report

Traffic has finally reached its breaking point—a helicopter hovers over the resulting sea of gridlocked, honking cars, and a lone voice shouts over the PA: "Folks, it's completely hopeless. For god's sake, STOP DRIVING!" Yet the people below, even if they could hear, remain trapped in their cars. Thanks for the real life image, Andy Singer.

(Sturdy vinyl sticker with black print on a white background. Depicts a helicopter hovering over a sea of gridlocked, honking cars, with a speech bubble coming out of the helicopter that reads: "Folks, it's completely hopeless. For god's sake, STOP DRIVING!")