Birds Aren't Real: The True Story of Mass Avian Murder and the Largest Surveillance Campaign in US History

Why are there so many adult pigeons, but no babies? Why did the US very obviously and definitely replace every single bird in the country with drones? What is the surveillance state coming to? 

In this hilarious and definitely very true book, we learn how birds are fake, the government is spying on you through them, and you can't trust any bird... not even Big Bird.