Me Write Book: It Bigfoot Memoir

Like many reclusive celebrities, Big Foot is very misunderstood.

But in his touching memoir he wants to set the record straight, proving that although he’s larger, hairier, and more foul-smelling than most of us, he’s really not so different underneath it all.

Only the most cold-hearted among us could possibly look on without compassion as this hirsute Everyman struggles bravely with casual cannibalism, potato crisps, embarrassing moments with peach Schnapps, the desperate loneliness of personal ads, and his own philosophical quandaries. Readers will never forget the plaintive voice from the wilderness that howls from every page of this searing, intimate account of a man-beast in the promised land.