Remember It!: The Names of People You Meet, All of Your Passwords, Where You Left Your Keys, and Everything Else You Tend to Forget

Do you enjoy forgetting things? Do you like being deeply nostalgic about an important event in your life but then totally unable to recall any of the details of this important event, so you end up crying on a street bench without knowing why? Do you walk into an unfamiliar room and think, “My God, it’s full of stars?” Have you forgotten the final scene in the series finale of ALF, in which the Alien Life Form is kidnapped by the government to be experimented on? (Because that totally happened.) Anyway, if like me, you wish to go on forgetting things, then by no means pick up Remember It!, which is filled with clever ways to remember all the important details of life with minimal fuss. Caution: Reading this book may lead to never again losing your house keys again.

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